ugh

You know, I'm a relatively smart girl. I've got a talent or two. I'm educated and healthy. I have a few dollars saved and no husband or kids to hold me back. So will someone please tell me WHY am I not doing more with my life to contribute to the betterment of humankind?

*sniff*

*sigh*

. . .

*still sighing*

I suck.

I suck I suck I suck.

Stupid Oprah.

Sorry. Gotta head. Just remembered that I'm supposed to go adopt a Chinese baby girl. But first, I need to throw my television out the window.