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"You look like a bottle."
Which slowed, if didn't stop me. Odd of him to point it out, I'm thinking. A bit inappropriate perhaps. But, I do. I do look like a bottle. A little thrill of recognition. I am seen for what I am! I am accurately defined! I am a 5'1", brown-haired, bottle-shaped girl in desperate need of an eyebrow waxing and it is good.
It made my day, I'm not ashamed to say.
And then it struck me that the guard had a cold.
And then it struck me that I was on the elevator and ten floors up before I'd figured it out.
No bottle, I. Though apparently, to my dismay, just as clever.